The Zombie Apocalypse, The Collapse of Civilization, and Middle School

When you type in "how to survive"... in the Bing search bar, you are given a list of suggestions from The Zombie Apocalypse, to 2012, and even to- oh god... MIDDLE SCHOOL!

I find it funny, but not surprising that middle school is listed right along with such horrible disasters.  After all, I am in middle school myself.